Runner's Sole

You buy beautiful new Brooks running shoes. You deserve it, after all. You're going to take it up a notch and do a 10-miler.

The shoes are light, white and bright.

You hit the trail for a long one--in your old Eccos.

So I'm compelled to ask, "Why aren't you wearing your new running shoes?"

In all seriousness you shout back, "I don't want to get them dirty."

Cue Carly Simon: You're so vain/I bet you think this song is about you....