Happy Holi-Daze

A post-Christmas lamentation in the form of a carol sing-along of a crrrrra-azy week.

(12 Days of Christmas, actually 3)

On the day before Christmas my true love gave to me
My dad and Auntie in emergency.
The same day before Christmas my true love gave to me
Two broken bones for
My dad and Auntie in emergency.
The same day before Christmas my true love gave to me
Three days of bedrest for
My dad and Auntie in emergency.

(O Holy Night)
O Holy Family, your hospital is shining
It is the night where relatives lose mirth
Long lay the patients, for Christmas they are pining
Without the gowns that show their backside and their girth.

So the old man and the Aunt Becky spent three days in the hospital before, during and after Christmas, diverting Santa from the hearths of home to Holy Family. Through the miracle of modern medicine and hospital jell-o both are home recovering nicely. Some gifts can't be gift wrapped.